Rudalph the Blue-nosed Derpalope

Hey guys, Nite here!

Here’s song one of Christmas Cheer with Nite. Enjoy!

Rudalph the Blue-Nosed Derpalope, (Derpalope!)

He likes to fly with Santa. (Santa!)

But one time he crashed into a pole

and landed in Atlanta. (Atlanta!)

Rudalph the Blue-Nosed Derpalope, (Derpalope!)

He likes to eat human flesh! (wat?!?!)

But when he tried to order it

He got kicked out of Panera Bread! (They have bread there!)

Rudalph the Blue-Nosed Derpalope, (Derpalope!)

He likes to eat tires (tires!)

But when he tried to eat them one day

It caught on FREAKING FIRE (Oh no!)

Rudalph the Blue-Nosed Derpalope, (Derpalope!)

He is now dead

But don’t worry we got another derpalope named Fred! (Fred!)

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